The Statue of Liberty Orders a Burger (and gets something completely different)

As the Statue of Liberty's order passes from judge to judge, it begins to resemble less and less what she originally intended.

A short satire.

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Included in the short story collection "The Wrong Sort of Stories".

“Are you mental?” the Statue of Liberty asked. “That’s a pile of cow manure and a cup of urine! I ordered a burger and a shake!”

Status: Released October 2014 by Silver Layer Publications.